Thank goodness Pirelli showed a bit of class at the weekend for the American GP. There wasn’t a baseball hat to be seen as the winners celebrated in proper Texan style on the podium.
Surely the baseball hat is the most gormless, tasteless form of headgear devised by man since he slapped an ivy leaf on his bits.
In contrast to this 'traditional' American icon of manly fashion, Lady Gaga looked almost demure wearing her breakfast when she wore that tasteful ensemble inspired by Waynetta Slob spilling her bacon roll down her front.
Mind you, even an American stetson doesn’t come close to a proper jaggy-tweed bunnet!