Rally - Having a laugh

I’m not sure whether the staff at my hotel are being ironic or simply having a laugh. They replaced the soap in the loo this morning. After watching streams of drookit, sodden guests coming and going over the weekend, traipsing and dripping over their carpets and condensating all the windows, their choice of personal cleansing agent just seemed rather apt. But here’s the thing, the soap lies. It’s still bluidy raining.