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| 'Hollywood' Hay |
Rumour has it that my big pal Jaggy was at the
British Superbikes meeting at the weekend where Knockhill had enlisted the help
of some extra 'heavies' to maintain order and security in the Paddock and Pit
Lane. On the basis that a couple of rally drivers would recognise a nosey Jaggy
more easily than a regular race marshal would,
they had enlisted the aid of one of their knowledgeable performance driving instructors,
the rally driver and rather sinister looking Steven 'Hollywood' Hay - Yes, I know, but actually he's a very good
instructor.
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| 'Hulk' Haining |
Aware that he might be up against one of rallying's more determined
rascals he had sought additional support from another severe looking dude, Lewis
'The Hulk' Haining. Both were on guard duty at the Pits to ensure that no unauthorised
personnel or insistent blaggers passed through into the hallowed ground which
is so fiercely protected by the BSB organisers. On that basis Jaggy opted for
the safety of the spectator bankings realising that the chances of slipping unseen
into the BSB Paddock would be little better than the odds against a certain
tousled, blond haired, bicycle clip wearing, Union Jack brandishing politico of
old Etonian persuasion gaining entry to the Scottish Parliament!
