This may
seem an entirely innocent and innocuous image but it will generate a fair degree
of marital hostility in a certain household somewhere in Melrose. Intentionally.
At the GoRally evening the other night a certain ex-rally driver and
some time motor racer laid the blame for
his switch from a less than illustrious rallying career to a hugely successful
motor racing career squarely at the feet of his ex-co-driver who just happened
to be in the audience. Never was so much opprobrium heaped so quickly on one
individual in so short a time.
Naturally said co-driver blamed lack of skill, talent and inability to
listen on his driver's less than glorious attack on the most demanding of motor
sporting disciplines. Of course, no one took any notice of this lone voice in
the throng.
So here is the Payback, when Mrs Famous Racing Driver sees this image
of Mr Innocence brandishing a half eaten Tunnock's Caramel Log, he's in deep trouble
- she's the one who lets his trousers out and keeps buying bigger shirts. Now
she knows why. Go get 'im Steph!
