Sunday 22 May 2022

Rally - Legless and carefree

When R2D2 turned up for his stag night, two of his 'best friends' who were already clad in their serious drinkin' claes stripped him naked to make sure his shiny metal suit was kept clean and boak-free for the wedding after a night of drunken debauchery. Then they wondered if they had gone too far when they saw what they were left with under all that tinwork and circuitry.

Which prompted the concern: "Dae ye think we'll be able to pit it a' back thegither again in full working order?"

To which the other replied: "Dae ye think Haynes has a Manual for this?"

And the response came back: "Ach, it'll be fine, there will be a video on YouTube somewhere!"

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