
To access it, we had to drive off the main road south of
Ronda down into the floor of a valley. That road twisted and turned like a drunk
navvy heading home after a serious bevvy with some of the tighter hairpins
requiring a bit of shunting to get round. On the way we passed a few bull pens
and paddocks where some evil looking little black bullocks eyed us malevolently
as we passed disturbing their peace and quiet. Apparently bull fighting is
still quite popular in this part of the world and these beasties are bred for
fighting, not for eating.
Eventually we got to the 4x4 course which clung to the side
of the mountain and looked more like a training camp for the Dakar than an off
road course for vans.
However, the biggest surprise is the capability of the
Crafter. The Volkswagen 4Motion system has been enhanced with mechanical
locking front and rear diffs, as opposed to the electronic system which the Mercedes-Benz
Sprinter favours. But these are horses for courses, the Sprinter’s system is
designed more for slippery conditions with camper vans and horsebox towers in
mind, whereas the VW transmission has been designed to cope with more extreme
conditions, so it would be unfair to compare the two directly. On the other
hand, although prices have not been revealed, the AWD Sprinter system will be a
lot cheaper than the more rugged Crafter offering.
As for the course itself, it was very dusty with lots of
soft sand, and although there were no water crossings or boggy bits, it still
looked as though the more sadistic Land Rover off-road team had planned the
testing climbs, elephant footprints and cambered bends. It’s one thing sitting
high in a Land Rover tackling this type of extreme off-roading, it’s quite another
sitting higher in a big bleedin’ van doing the same things.
It was so steep on some of the descents that after selecting
Low-Ratio 1st gear to creep down, the driver and passenger had to
brace their knees against the dash to stop sliding off the seats on to the top
of the dashboard. Wait till the wife sees my bruises from the seat belts, she’ll
think I’ve taken a leaf out of Max Mosley’s book! Only once did we need the
front diff locked and that was a longish, twisty, very steep uphill climb which
was so steep the disturbed sand was running down the hill like rainwater on the
windscreen. The Crafter took to it like a flea to a dog and trickled up it like
a dozy old mountain goat. No sweat.
Making matters worse were the internally air-sprung seats
which occasionally worked against the suspension strangling the crew when the
seatbelts locked tight!
Why anyone would want such a device is open to question, but
if there is a need to take a van and kit somewhere that vans are not supposed
to go, this will do the trick.
( This should have been put up last night, but due to the
limited reach of the wi-fi signal, my limited grasp of the Spanish language and
my reluctance to leave the bar and barbeque in the Beach Club, it had to wait till we were
on the road this morning! )