|Euan, David and Jock!|
With reference to the previous news that Tunnock's was temporarily closing its factory and bakery and subsequent revelations from around the country that stocks of Caramel Wafers were being depleted, here is the latest update.
With empty boxes and bare shelves being reported right across the nation's supermarkets and stores, I can now exclusively reveal the reason for this national shortage. The chief culprits would appear to be well known to us and happy to flaunt their acquisitions in a blatant disregard for the feelings and hunger pangs of deprived rally fans right across the country.
It would be difficult to hate such charming, gifted and talented nice blokes, but they are making it easy, eh?