Tuesday, 24 December 2019

Christmas - 27 years ago


Statement:
"Ah tellt ye. Santa had a RED jaiket wi' white stripes!"

Response:
It IS a red jaikit, but the white stripes are awfy wide!"

Retaliation:
"You're wearin' a green jaikit - does that make you an elf?"

Finale:
"Naw, and any mair o' yer cheek and both yer cheeks wull be red too!"

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