For all I know, George Osborne is an alien. A being from another planet who talks gibberish and gobbledygook whilst sooking a gobstopper. The trouble is, somebody (another alien?) made him the Chancellor of the Exchequer, which apparently, is an important job here in the UK part of planet Earth.
And since I have trouble adding up the cost of a double sausage roll, with no onions, brown sauce, a cup of tea and a Kit Kat, then I’ve no chance of understanding the budget. Fortunately I know folk who do, so my grateful thanks to those kind folk at Newspress for providing this breakdown of how the budget will affect the motorist and the company car and van driver.
In fact, it’s so clear, I almost understand it myself. I said almost. Whatever, it will affect every one of us reading this – the full text is here: