After a grand day out in Moray, the Speyside rally report has been composed, written up and sent off to Motorsport News HQ for this Wednesday's issue. A much more comprehensive report will be published in JB's on-line mag later in the week, but in the meantime here's a pic of a unique cludgie, in a working office, at a rally service area somewhere in Huntly. This surely is the must-have, man-cave, lavatorial lever of the year. AbsoLOOtely perfect for the man who has everything. And for the technically inquisitive, it's a 3/8 spanner, certainly not a 20mm job.