Here's to closed roads and the right to
use them
-
To the return of Mull and the Jim Clark rallies
--
the discovery of new roads through new valleys
And raise a glass to the Forestry
Commission
- we'd like smoother roads that do not rut
-- and trees that give when corners are
cut
And a dram for the Marshals and the
officials as well
- For without their help there would be
no sport
-- and trust that speccies will lend
their support
And a final swaally to those working on
Brexit
- get back to basics and common sense for
gawd's sake
-- a plea for the return of the Great
British handshake
We Britons are supposed to be a bashful race
- So ban the kissing of cheeks like the French
yellow jackets do
-- and stop the embarrassing lederhosed Bavarian
thigh slapping habits too
And a final toast to the telecoms
engineers who serve us outdoors
- may the mobile signal stay with us all,
-- here, there, and wherever,
--- Forever
Amen
So here's to 2019 - live fast, have fun,
stay safe
