My big pal Jaggy Bunnet is
currently in a bit of a tizz, thanks to a pictorial timely tip-off from France
(thanks George) sent secretively by email from abroad. It would appear that the
French are way ahead of us Brits and them Eurofolks when it comes to Brexit
negotiations.
The attached picture proves that those
sneaky wine swilling, cheese chomping furriners are already planning their own international
'Jaggy Bunnet Zone' when the Brits go it alone in the world of high finance,
commerce and political flag waving. Currently the international debate has
stalled as the Brits want the Euroists to build a wall along the northern coast
line of France - and want them to pay for it. Apparently this is a fashionable
national border accessory these days!
Naturally the Euroelitists are up in arms. If 'les Britanniques' want a wall then it should be built it along the southern coast of Englandshire - and 'les Rosbifs' should pay for it.
Which leaves the problem of the Tunnel.
Who is going to pay for filling that in?
But as I say, the French are way ahead
of us in post Prexit planning with their own version of Mr J Bunnet who has
actually been spotted out and about in public. This has caused consternation in
certain quarters, primarily a certain address in the Place de la Concorde in Paris
- the home of the FIA as we all know.
It would appear that the Paris based
world motor sport governing body is concerned that there will arise from this
international political disruption a new voice of dissent when the Non-Brit Europia
is eventually declared. It is further rumoured that they have already initiated
secret negotiations with the MSA on the matter of how to handle opposition and disruption
amongst the peasants.
Mind you, having had some experience of this in the past (200
years ago!) there are thoughts of refurbishing the guillotine which is currently
on display in the Orsay Museum in Paris. There is a suggestion that
this should be installed in the middle of the Place de la Concorde as a
visible deterrent to those who wish to disagree with the political masters of
motor sport. Fortunately the MSA has a more conciliatory approach to such
divisive measures hence the choice of 'ostrich and hole in the sand' as opposed
to an 'eagle fighting a dragon' on their coat of arms.
However, it is the appearance of this French imposter which has upset my big pal. There is one saving grace, he has the right credentials, a job in the wines and spirits trade. Maybe there is room for re-establishing the 700 year old Auld Alliance between our two Kingdoms - Vive le Châteauneuf du Pape, vive le Courvoisier VS Le Cognac de Napoleon et vive le fromage Brie.
C'est la vie vie, eh?
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