Dear Santa,
Please can you bring me some new
colouring-in pens? I know it's a bit early in the year, but a bluidy stupit
rally driver ran over my Barbie pencil case, crushed my crayons and broke my
pencils. The big fat tyres also smudged my notes and squished my packed lunch.
And given just how stupit some of these drivers can be, I need to mark my maps
and highlight the directions so that I can show the big b*gg*r where to go and
hope he'll be tellt! That's why I need a new set of colouring-in pens. They
would also be helpful for my school homework and my entry for the Blue Peter
colouring-in competition.
Love, Joan.
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