Monday 29 May 2017

Rally - Missive from Leuchars

Dear Santa, 
Please can you bring me some new colouring-in pens? I know it's a bit early in the year, but a bluidy stupit rally driver ran over my Barbie pencil case, crushed my crayons and broke my pencils. The big fat tyres also smudged my notes and squished my packed lunch. And given just how stupit some of these drivers can be, I need to mark my maps and highlight the directions so that I can show the big b*gg*r where to go and hope he'll be tellt! That's why I need a new set of colouring-in pens. They would also be helpful for my school homework and my entry for the Blue Peter colouring-in competition.
Love, Joan.

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