"But I would drive 500 miles, and I would drive 500 more" - if only I could afford the petrol. "Just to be the man who's driven a thousand miles to fall down at your door" - broke and penniless.
No, I haven't been over indulging in festive spirits. This is the Christmas Road Test, and what a car. Not just any car. This is the manifestation of a time and a way of life that we'll never see again.
Trouble is, I had summat else in mind for a Christmas Road test. Bigger, heavier and more powerful, so just maybe there will be two Christmas Road tests this year.
In the meantime, it's here: