Lost - and not found

The first snowman of the Scottish motor sporting winter has been spotted at Knockhill, prompting suggestions that the staff have little to occupy their minds and idle hands these days.

Oddly enough, Stuart Gray has not been seen on site since the snow fell, although the rest of the staff have been spotted sporting smug smiles, self satisfied looks, red noses and cold hands.

When asked where Stuart was, there came the response: “He won’t be seen till the thaw comes!”

I thought the Snowman looked familiar behind that visor.