Xmas scary story

Xmas scary story ...  There is a traditional of telling tales of horror and ghost stories at Christmas, so instead of the usual Christmas poem, here is one based on a true story!! Happy Christmas and I hope you can sleep easy in your bed after reading this ...

Endagered species

Nessie is a beast of monstrous proportions

And an ego the size of a bus

When she heard of the fame of the Jaggy

She did rage and kick up a fuss

It was she who was queen of tourist attractions 

Jealousy made her cuss

Her regular diet was haggis, and chips and curry sauce

and porridge done in batter

But with her pride under threat, and her blood on the boil

his blood she wanted to splatter

For vengeance to be savoured, it was flesh that she did crave

And only Jaggy’s would sate her

She went looking for this usurper, who threatened her regal position

On this she wouldn’t be beaten

None should steal her popular crown, and ‘top tourist’ attraction glory

All rivals had to be eaten

To tear his limbs asunder, and spray his blood and gore

It was Jaggy she went aseekin’

She found him by a rippling loch, sat alone upon a rock

at rest with pipe and smoke

Spying this grumptious figure, compassion overwhelmed her

and revenge she did revoke

Here was just ‘anurra wee cratur’, unloved and misunderstood

anger gone at single stroke

And after his initial fright, at this great beastie and its fangs

which nearly made him cry

The Jaggy did a wondrous thing, to make their friendship lasting

he shared his Tunnock’s Pie

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Oh, and one more thing, Merry Christmas everyone and have happy, safe and successful New Year, and if you do happen to a see a Jaggy about next year be kind and courteous to this shy and retiring creature.