Jaggy's Christmas Message

It has almost become something of a tradition this side of the rallying border, that a certain J Bunnet Esq issues his own festive statement to the nation just like the politicians and the Queen's speech on Christmas Day - that's Queen Liz by the way, not Queen Nic!

The tradition was no doubt started by said parsimonious personage to save the cost of stamps (13 shillings in real money for 1^st class these days!) so here below is Jaggy's comment on the year past and his hopes and wishes for the future.  And if you haven't yet got a Christmas card from him, this is it.

(( Note: Photograph taken at the Christmas market in New St Even’s Town, a quaint hamlet in McRaeshire, home of the Laird of MacHanical Mayhem himself, J Bunnet Esq ))

An Ode ... Season's Greetings and Festive Felicitations

Things looked grim at start of year

Our sport was under threat

Queen Nic from Holyrood was on our case

Upon us, a civil servant she did set

The M.S.A. was called to act

Plus many helping hands

Car clubs and foresters all pitched in

To meet the Queen’s demands

The sport for sure has turned around

But not every one agrees

Some say the fun has gone for good

In order to appease

Now that the work has been completed

Old practices used no more

Dispensation has been granted

Allowing rally cars to roar

The future still remains uncertain

We must practice what’s been preached

Remaining always safe and vigilant

Or Queen Nic will have us beached

Our thanks to all for efforts made

And the staff of M.S.A.

( Those fellows of MacScrooge Academy

as they are better known by the way)

So think of all those good samaritans

At this Christmas and New Year time

Without their efforts and our goodwill

This could have been the end of the line

So let’s leave the final words

As stated in a film anew

By my Star Wars pal Smokeybaccy

 “May the forests be with you!”

Wishing all of youse awrabest, from all at Castle Bunnet