Of course I blame the Government, Trumpland, the oil companies, the gas and electric companies, the greedy big supermarkets, the crooks that run the Water Boards, the bigger crooks who work in Stock Exchanges and Banks – we all same to be paying more for poorer quality, smaller quantities and worse service.
And so it seems, it has come to this. Signalling the end of civilisation as we know it, this quality of life draining process has wound its way down to Rhona’s tablet. Anyone involved in the Ecosse Junior 1000 Rally Championship series will know only too well of the invigorating and restorative properties of the sweet and sugary substance known as Rhona’s tablet and available in the big tin to all who frequent the Ecosse Junior marquee at rallies. A Scottish delicacy famed far and wide, and yet it too has seemingly been afflicted by the curse of shrinkflation, the cost of ingredients being driven ever upwards by the greedy and uncaring.
Where once this home made succulence was mouthful and chunky, it is but a shadow of its former self. Not so much a ‘sugar fix’ as a ‘sugar tickle’!
We’re doomed, we’re all doomed !!

