Thursday, 24 April 2025

Book - Panic attack

Computer failure! I’ve actually got three computers but use my oldest one for storing photos and was working on it on Friday. Saturday morning, switched on, zilch. It runs twin monitors so I switched on the other monitor, more zilch. Disconnected the monitors and hooked up the spare with different cables. Zilch again. On that basis I reckoned it was the display/port connector card which had failed.

This morning I phoned the original supplier of the computer. A human voice responded with a cheery greeting, not one of those metallic, automated artificial AI (Artificial Ignorance) robot things which depends on electricity for its lifeblood.

Nope a real genyooine person, so I told him I had a problem with a computer which his company supplied. He asked what was wrong and I explained and we both agreed it sounded like a simple replacement job. He asked if it was still under warranty and I said he’d have to check because I was unsure, so he asked when I bought it, and I told him in 2006.

There was a short silence then a bit of a chuckle (can a machine respond in a similar manner?) so he said bring it in. Half an hour later I was sprachling up the stairs (they are on the first floor) with a desktop machine and plonked it down on the counter whereupon the boss came out to see me. The very chap who had built this very same machine to my spec way back in 2006 (and who has built each machine I have bought since then!) and he had a laugh too – this machine is older than quite a few of his staff!

So we had a chat and a giggle and he reckons he has a twin monitor card in stock that will fit – once he blows the dust off it. I told him I was only concerned about the twin hard drives with the foties and whatever he thought should be done, just do it, even if it meant replacing the two hard drives in a new desktop case with all the ancillary gubbins. To hang with the expense I need those foties!!

He reckoned there was no need to go to such expense, a change of card should do the trick.

I left the place with a spring in my step thinking wasn’t it nice dealing with humans and actually talking to the chap who built the machine all those years ago in his one-window, one-man shop at the top of Motherwell (now in bigger premises at the foot of Motherwell). Having purchased laptops from those electrical monstrosities in town centres and retail parks in the past and having to deal with their ‘knowledgeable’ staff I find this local approach and response so refreshing.

When a problem raises its ugly head, isn’t it easier to return an item in person to local premises rather than parcelling the thing up in the original packaging which is lying dusty in the loft, and then contacting a parcel delivery company and all the cairry-oan that goes with dealing with remote establishments and their dis-interested phone staff. And that’s after having listened to all the pre-recorded messages, warnings, advisories and various options. Bah humbug.

Anyway, later that afternoon, got the call, it’s ready come and collect. Unfortunately my frazzle levels were rather high (babysitting the four year old whirlwind) so I said I’d pop over in the morning. Arrived there to be greeted by the boss and who showed me the old faulty graphics card which had been replaced by an even better one (now I can run three monitors if I want!), installed the drivers and checked them out, and had changed the BIOS battery as well.

Then came the bill – 65 quid. I nearly said “Is that all?”  There’s a lot to be said for buying local, especially when you get service like that. If you’re in Lanarkshire, Fix-PC is the name, they’re a lovely bunch.

Anyway, crisis averted, it’s back to sorting and selecting pics for the next book.

Wednesday, 16 April 2025

Rally - Happier times

It’s amazing what you find when you’re not really looking, it’s even more amazing what you find when you have forgotten you had it in the first place!

I have just completed the first draft of the text for the next book covering the decade 2000 to 2009 and came across these pics (and more) from a private test session way back in 2005.

Colin was trying out some new stuff in his Escort, Neale Dougan was there with his Escort World Car and John Crawford with his Metro plus the usual ‘hingers-oan’ as you can see from the pics.

It brought back memories of much happier times. Days like this were to be treasured and memories cherished. Just a bunch of car-daft boys out for a hoolie. No pressure, no crowds, no rubber-neckers and no competition. Or maybe I should correct that. Even at times like this there was ‘competition’ but it was incestually friendly and fuelled by banter.

These photos have never been shared before because they were private gatherings not public test sessions and the boys knew that anything that was passed on to the newspapers and magazines was only with their approval, something I always respected.

But it is finds like these that are encouraging me to come up with an ‘extra’ book on the Scottish Rally Championship, featuring all these previously unpublished photographs and other more embarrassing photos which were never shared with the public media. So, once I have documented the life and times of the Scottish Rally Championship I will turn my attention to other less savoury publishing pursuits.

But having said that this next book will feature many more previously unpublished and unseen images from times past.

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Friday, 11 April 2025

Road - Concerned caller

The phone rang …. “Whit the ‘ph**’ were you driving, is that really your car?” The caller was/still is a dear friend but lives awfy far away and therefore we don’t meet up very often, but he spotted the car which was featured in a recent post (Monday 7th April) and initially thought it was an April Fool stunt, then he checked the date and realised, it was either a week late or that was my car! He further enquired if I had a matching handbag!!

So just in case any of you lot out there were concerned about my proclivities, the answer to both questions was ‘No’! These foties were taken at the press launch of the new Range Rover Evoque convertible some nine years ago now when I was a genuine motoring correspondent and vehicle appraiser. I didn’t use the term ‘road tester’ as I didn’t test roads - I tested cars, vans, trucks and occasionally motor cycles. The term ‘road tester’ is only for those who don’t know any better!

Back then I had to drive some weird stuff at times although it was mainly mainstream automobilia, and whilst the Evoque was a lovely wee motor, it certainly wasn’t my cup of skinny latte, even though I thought it accessorised rather well with the Harris Tweed bunnet!

Looking back in the Press kit, the vehicle as pictured with its options was priced at £52,115.00. Those options were a ski hatch, Oxford leather interior, LED headlamps, wind deflector and Black Design Pack which included the 20 inch split-spoke alloy wheels. And the colour? That was Phoenix Orange – imagine me turning up to a rally in that!

It was quite a perky wee thing though, with a 4 cylinder turbo diesel churning out 180 hp and managed by a nine speed auto ‘box. None of your hybrid or EV nonsense back then.

Oh happy days, and as for my friend? Yup, we’re still pals – and he’s very relieved.


 

Wednesday, 9 April 2025

Rally - Memories

Crikey …. Was it really a year ago? This popped up on my social media feed from a year ago today. Hard to believe that 12 months have passed. Surprisingly the wee book sold so well I have had to print another couple of hundred. In fact there’s another order in this morning from the depths of Argyll so the interest is still there.

Meanwhile the draft text for my next big book – the Scottish Rally Championship 2000-2009 - is almost complete, just a few things to check then a complete read-through before finalising. In the interests of honesty and accuracy I had to phone Dave Weston last week about one incident and phoned Euan Thorburn this morning about another, but he wasn’t in so I’ll need to phone back! Very thoughtless of him. And if you want to know why such phone calls were needed you’ll have to read the book!

However that’s still some time away, the photographs have to be sorted out, selected, scanned and then captioned and that is a humungous operation, not just hundreds of foties, but thousands of the rascals. Having said that, it really is quite a joy looking back through all the old pics but all too often much time is lost as I have to sit back and savour the moment.

And that’s what these books are all about. Bringing up memories from times long past, and even not so long ago, reminding everyone of their own personal stories to recall, tell and re-tell. The books are just a spark generator for such hankerings.

In fact that was the subject of a conversation I had last Sunday morning whilst watching the ‘Flying Scotsman Rally’ pass through Forrestburn Hillclimb. There I was standing on a hillock under blue skies overlooking the picturesque M8 winding it’s way through the sunlit hills around Shotts while a local farmer spread slurry in the adjoining field adding its own perfume to the fragrances of burning petrol, rubber and clutches.

It was whilst savouring these countryside aromas that I was accosted by another spectator, one Peter Martin Esq, ex-codriver to the famous and notorious, and some others, and he asked how the latest tome was progressing. Like many of the readers’s opinions already expressed he wants more pics in the next volume, even if they come at the expense of the text. Whilst it’s good to have an account of how each rally was conducted, he reckons it’s the pics that are the big interest especially the personages depicted but he did add one additional nibble of food for thought, he thinks I should be less formal! He thinks the captions should be cheekier – but I couldn’t possibly do that, could I? That surely is for the final book when I can just compile all the bits and foties that didn’t make the ‘formal’ documentaries - and then I’ll publish the ‘out-takes’ and be damned!

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Monday, 7 April 2025

Rally - The Interview

Update …. For those of you who ‘don’t do’ podcasts or spotify, the latest production of ‘Drive with Hollie McRae’ is now on YouTube, so there are moving pictures with sound this time! And despite my earnest request, HM refused to allow my preferred profile (see pic) to be filmed, so a word to the wise, keep young kids and older children away from the screen, and lock up your pets. Oh, and keep the lights on, sitting watching this in a darkened room may just a bit too scary for those of a nervous disposition.

https://youtu.be/dCmWj_yuyHA?si=T9vPHRqGXJI_hD54