Thought for the week

Despite all the glamour, riches and privilege surrounding Formula 1’s annual visit to Monaco last weekend, it wasn’t the racing that made the big headlines, it was the appearance of one pampered wee middle-aged woman with a big bahookie and a re-buffed grey-haired gridwalk interviewer that tickled the fancy of news headline writers around the globe. Anything to lift the tedium of a high speed procession around tin-fenced narrow streets, eh!

It’s not tradition that attracts F1 to Monaco, it’s money. And yet the safety team which inspects and approves (or not!) every other race circuit seems to turn a blind eye when it comes to the Mediterranean’s version of Tobermory. Aye indeed, there’s armco all around, and a diver on standby in a boat in the harbour, all perfectly safe, and what about the spectators perched and packed tighter than sardines around the periphery?

Meanwhile, closer to home, on a wee island off the west coast of Englandshire some real racing had come to a conclusion where speeds getting awfy close to 200 mph are a regular feature and unlike their F1 counterparts the participants aren’t inside their machines, they are clinging to the outside of them. The only thing that protects them from lamp posts, dykes, hedges and big drops is a second skin of leather, albeit a full-body leather airbag for the first time! Yeah, that’s really safe, a suit that inflates like a balloon in an emergency.

Also ignored by the ‘national’ BBC England company (with regional opt-outs) is the fact that a Welsh chap now leads the World Rally Championship having won the latest round of this series on another island, although this one was even further away.

On the other hand, we’ve got a whole summer of ball games to look forward. If folk are not kicking balls into nets, they’ll be batting them over the nets, or hitting them with sticks into wee holes in the ground or whacking them with two-handed lumps of firewood over boundaries.

On a brighter note, at least we’ve got the Dunoon Presents Argyll Rally to look forward to on the 18th and 19th of June and the hope is that the mobile Book-tique will be there to satisfy your whimsical appetites and remind you of happier times. Happy days, eh?

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Oh! And the photos? They were actually taken during ‘new’ car launches on location some 25 years ago. The Renault Avantime outside what was David Coulthard’s hotel in Monaco at the time and the Honda Civic Type R on the fabled island itself. Those were happy days too!

Man on a Mission

Instead of sitting in a seat clutching a set of Pace Notes or wandering around a Service Area as CLO answering inane queries and sorting out serious questions from competitors and bystanders, former national and international rally co-driver, Campbell Roy is going for a ramble in the countryside. A rather long ramble - the ‘Trek500’.

Unlike the Proclaimers who sang about walking 500 miles, but somehow didn’t get around to actually doing it, Campbell has set himself the task of walking not just a mere 500 miles, but to be more precise, 540 miles. And it’s not just any old meander this is a walk on the wildside. He’ll be following the ‘Scottish National Trail’ across moors, through glens, over rivers and round mountains.

Having been personally involved in many different charities and assisted on various charitable events over many years, Campbell is doing this one on his own initiative although he is inviting anyone to come along with him or join him on any ‘Stage’ of the hike or any part of it.

Starting from Kirk Yetholm in the south east corner of Scotland on the 11th July, the 540 mile route will take him north skirting Edinburgh to the south west and then heading westwards, skirting Glasgow to the north east before heading north through Aberfoyle and Callander into Perthshire. From there it’s on to Kingussie and Fort Augustus then onwards and upwards to Kinlochewe and over Assynt towards the final Finish Control at Cape Wrath on the north west tip of the Scottish mainland on the 26th September – hopefully!

And the big question- why? It’s all in aid of raising funds for ‘Prostate Cancer Research’. Full details of the route and timings, for this mammoth challenge and how to support it and donate to it, are on the website, see below.

And while TV, radio and the news media are full of stories of soap stars and celebrities, sporting stars and retired sportsmen and women undergoing arduous charitable fund raising tasks, there has been no acknowledgement of this challenge from any of the main media outlets. On that basis it is up to ordinary folk to do their bit to support, donate and sponsor this worthy cause.

Prostate cancer affects thousands of lives. 1 in 8 men will be diagnosed in their life and that figure represents 1 death every 40 minutes. Just think about that for a minute or two.

Now I should add - and not to put it too politely - that Campbell has long since passed his ‘first flush of youth’. Indeed he may never see the number 5 or even 6 as the first figure of his age ever again! So unlike all these so-called fund-raising celebrities who enlist the help of ‘trainers’ and nutritonists, and who-knows, spirit-gurus or whatever, Campbell is just quietly preparing and getting on with it, so let’s all do our bit to help, support and sponsor his efforts.

Full details and route outline and timetable on the website:

https://www.prostate-cancer-research.org.uk/trek-500/

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No show at the show

Unfortunately, the Book-tique will not be appearing at Drumlanrig today (Sun 31st) as the proprietor of said specialised mobile motor rallying books emporium is ever so slightly indisposed this fine fresh morning. To those who sought shelter under the canopy from the elements yesterday an apology is therefore offered that they will be unable to do so again today!

Normal service will therefore be resumed at the Book-tique’s next appearance at the ‘Dunoon Presents Argyll Rally’ on 19th June and the ‘Moffat Classic Car Show’ on June 28th. Otherwise, if ye cannae wait, all books are available here:

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The Visit !

 A rather special visitor dropped by the book-tique this morning for a wee chat about the good old days.

Lombard Rally Festival at Drumlanrig

 Steady stream of rally cars arriving on trailers and inside wheeled boxes, lots of weel kent faces amongst them and the chuck wagons are busy already. Let's see what the day brings.

Rally Galloway

After the furious fighting frenzy of last weekend’s Jim Clark and Reivers Rallies at Duns, this weekend sees a more ‘gentle’ approach to the sport of rallying with Drumlanrig Castle hosting their first ever Lombard Rally Festival. That’s not to say that Drumlanrig knows nothing about rallying, because the estate has actually hosted some competitive single-venue rallies in the past.

However this coming weekend, Saturday and Sunday 30th and 31st May, the organisers of the annual and hugely successful ‘Lombard Bath Rally Festival’, and other such festivals around the country, are coming to Dumfries & Galloway with their rally road show.

Mixing rally stars from past and present with rally cars from past and present, this exciting spectacle will feature a variety of front wheel, rear wheel and four wheel drive cars driven by current and past drivers on the specially designed ‘Rally Stage’ within the castle grounds.

The organisers of these festivals always have a few surprises up their sleeves and who knows what will be on the menu this weekend. From a three cylinder, one litre Volkswagen CitiGo to an eight cylinder, 6 litre Vauxhall Firenza – just don’t stand near the exhaust when the big beast gets fired up!

The big attraction of an event such as this is that spectators can get up close to the drivers and cars and find out what the sport is all about. Amongst the entry list are some Ecosse Junior 1000 rally cars. These cars are used in the 14 to 17 year old young driver category and provides the ideal first step into the sport even if the youngster isn’t yet old enough to hold a driving licence. Once the road licence age has been reached, the next step up might involve one of the various one-make challenges, like the more budget friendly MG3 Challenge, where modifications are limited and the competition is closer. And there should be a couple of these cars at Drumlanrig this weekend.

However, it is the ‘big bangers’ which will attract most attention from Ford Escorts and Subaru Imprezas, to an MG Metro 6R4 and Ford RS200, and keep a special eye out for one car in particular – it has two engines, one at the back and one at the front!

And although this isn’t a proper rally as such, just don’t try and tell any of the drivers that, once the green light signals ‘Go’ you can bet your little racing booties that it will be foot to the floor all the way. Just stand well back. And on that note, although spectators are welcome please listen to and adhere to the Marshals’ instructions.

And if you do want any more information on Scottish rallying you could always stop by the ‘Book-tique’ and buy a copy of the ‘Scottish Rally Championship’ books which will provide some entertaining and educational insight into the sport in Scotland, with info and photos on a young Colin McRae’s career amongst others.

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Rally - When men were boys

A few pics from the 1985 Jim Clark Rally. a lifetime ago, or to be more precise, 41 years since the roads were gravel ! And there's more such piccies in the books !!